Rosie O'Donnell's Terrorist Admirers

Headlines (Scroll down for complete stories):
1. Supermodel Speaks Up for Abstinence
2. L.A. Mayor Turns to Hillary for Extramarital Advice
3. Rosie O'Donnell's Terrorist Admirers
4. Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's Suicide Pact
5. Star: Tom Cruise Gets Ready for Aliens
 

1. Supermodel Speaks Up for Abstinence

Elton John recently hosted a black-tie gala to benefit his AIDS Foundation.

The rocker took the opportunity to express his displeasure with the teaching of abstinence to teens.

"They've made a grave error in giving millions to abstinence programs," John told the audience. "They don't work. They were told in the beginning that it wouldn't work. It's a tragic waste of money. Please don't listen to those idiots. God almighty."

Like two ships passing in the night, one of the world's top supermodels, Adriana Lima, was out speaking in support of abstinence.

Lima is one of the Victoria's Secret models who is promoting the "Airline of the Angels," a strategic alliance between the lingerie manufacturer and airline Virgin America. The lingerie supermodels involved in the promotion have been dubbed "Virgins."

Interestingly, Lima has publicly owned up to actually being one — a virgin of the non-airline kind, that is.

Notwithstanding her many male admirers, the model told GQ in 2006 that she planned to abstain from sex until she marries.

"They have to respect that this is my choice. If there's no respect, that means they don't want me," she warned.

Lima is providing inspiration for some young women in our society to follow suit.

"Thanks to Adriana, all my friends and I are advocating chastity," 20-year-old UCLA co-ed Kate Jones tells Fox News. "We believe a lot of young girls have forgotten how to respect themselves, and it's about time we went back to some old-fashioned values."

2. L.A. Mayor Turns to Hillary for Extramarital Advice

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, the once skyrocketing star of the Democratic Party, recently admitted to having an extramarital affair with Telemundo anchor Mirthala Salinas, who had been assigned to cover his mayoral-related activities.

Interestingly, Villaraigosa is seeking the sage advice of another Dem who presumably has some familiarity in how to deal with the infidelity issue.

During a recent episode of Michael Eisner's CNBC talk show, the former Disney exec referred to the mayor as the "Hispanic Clinton." Villaraigosa disclosed that he and Hillary Clinton had had the opportunity to discuss the affair that brought an end to the mayor's marriage.

Eisner asked, "She's [Hillary] never — because you were very close to her before it came out that you were having martial problems, let's say. She's not annoyed at you like she was annoyed at her husband?"

Villaraigosa replied, "We actually had a very good conversation about that . . . I'll just say this. In life we sometimes make mistakes. There's no question that we have to accept responsibility for those mistakes. I have."

Ironically, Eisner also interviewed the blood spitting Kiss rocker Gene Simmons.

And it was Simmons who praised the sanctity of marriage.

3. Rosie O'Donnell's Terrorist Admirers

Terrorist leaders are weighing in on Rosie O'Donnell's geopolitical rantings.

Ramadan Adassi, the terrorist head of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, has said that he agrees with O'Donnell's views. And Ala Senakreh, the West Bank chief of the same terrorist group, is inviting Rosie to come on a fact-finding visit and live with them for a while.

"We welcome Rosie O'Donnell to stay among us and to get to know the truth from being here," Senakreh said, according to author Aaron Klein.

O'Donnell's rep says the idea that terrorists have picked Rosie for their pin-up poster is "absurd."

But when you look at Rosie's statements, it doesn't seem that far-fetched.

Assisting in making the monsters appear cuddly, O'Donnell said, "Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers."

Helping to take the terrorists off the hook for the events of 9/11, she informed folks that the buildings were brought down in order to get rid of documents that incriminated Enron and other corporations.

Relieving the Iranian government of responsibility, the blustering blogger suggested that the Bush administration orchestrated the kidnapping of 15 British sailors as a pretext for war.

Lending a hand to terrorist mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed who had confessed to more than 30 terrorist plots and the 9/11 attack, O'Donnell spread the word that the confession had been coerced via U.S. torture.

And who could forget when Rosie announced that our country had treated the Guantanamo inmates "like animals" and subjected them to "torture . . . on a daily basis."

What does her rhetoric portend?

Rosie will be back on the tube real soon — on Al Jazeera.

4. Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's Suicide Pact

Sharon Osbourne recently revealed that she has made a suicide pact with husband Ozzy.

Sharon told her children and lawyers that she would not want to continue living if she were ever diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease.

Evidently, she watched her father suffer from the illness for five years before he passed away.

"We gathered the kids around the kitchen table, told them our wishes and they've all agreed to go with it," Sharon told the U.K. Mirror.

She added, "Ozzy and I have absolutely come to the same decision. We believe 100 percent in euthanasia so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains."

In Ozzy's case, it may be hard to tell when it's time for a Swiss trip.

5. Star: Tom Cruise Gets Ready for Aliens

Tom Cruise apparently intends to construct a $10 million bunker under his home in Telluride in order to keep wife Katie Holmes and daughter Suri safe from an intergalactic alien attack.

Cruise does have some interplanetary experience. After all, he starred in Steven Spielberg's 2005 flick "War of the Worlds."

According to Star Magazine, Cruise plans to hunker in a bunker because of his devotion to the Church of Scientology. He reportedly believes that "an evil revenge attack" is being plotted by Xenu, a dethroned galactic potentate.

The structure will purportedly be "a self-contained underground shelter" with high tech air-purifying capability.

Cruise's rep denies the report and says it's "completely untrue."

Even though Hollywood publicists aren't anxious to admit their clients have concerns over interstellar invasions from outer space, politicians are chomping at the bit to have another shot at a guest-worker program.